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ATL Buzz Report: Where Kaepernick's ink is welcomed
Each week, Dan Hanzus sifts through the pro football landscape to bring you sublime subplots of NFL life. Some of it he loves. Some he does not. Other stuff, he can't quite decide. The ATL Buzz Report.
1. All wet in Miami
If you'reSprinkler Timer Guy, do you turn off the system that's soaking the large NFL players or just pack up your stuff and leave the building? Tough call.
2. Aaron Rodgers' lip rug
I've come around on this. IfAaron Rodgerswants to look like a bad guy in a 1980s ski resort comedy, that's cool. Get that man some Ray-Bans and a synthesizer!
3. Kaepernick's ink critique
Accordingto one columnist,Colin Kaepernick's tattoos send a bad message ... or something. Even the old men at your local Elks lodge thought it was racist.
4. Brees goes belly-up
Raise your hand if you calledDrew Breespullinga no-showin a must-win against theFalcons. On the plus side, more time for commercials with One Direction.
5. (Insert Viagra pun here)
Brandon Marshallsaidsome playerstake Viagra to increase their performance on the field.Too many jokes. Brain cannot compute. System shutdown.
6. Bart Scott rips Jets fans
At some point,Bart Scottceased to be a linebacker and assumed the identity as thephysical manifestationof everything that's wrong with theJets' operation.